Spawn of Spoonfreude

This is my commonplace book. Face-to-face comments welcome.

The worst thing about this World Series is that with the outstanding ability of the Giants and Rangers to hit, run, and field, and with no real asshole to root against, it just feels like a celebration of baseball,” Paul Rockwell of Uniontown, PA told reporters. “And that sucks. Do you know why that sucks? Because I’m a horrible, shallow person, and while I like to think of myself as a fan, I only get off on storylines and personalities completely unrelated to the game itself.
— [I’m starting to think I post too much of the Onion here, but I’ll be damned if I don’t find it hilarious.]